what your zodiac sign says about you
aries: hey booker
gemini: catch booker
virgo: hey catch!!!!
libra: C A T CH
scorpio: bookre cathc
capricorn: bookeeerrrr catchhh
aquarius: booker look catch!!
pisces: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ELIZABETH STOP
me in november:</b> ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on<p><b>me in september:</b> SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS<p>
*breathes in the direction of unowned property*
Every NPC within 50 miles:
yeS I CAN SEE YOU EYING THAT AND I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF STEALING IT
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(Source: slenderversesaremylife, via tzimiskes)