what your zodiac sign says about you

corvosbooty:

aries: hey booker
taurus: catch
gemini: catch booker
cancer: booker???
leo: BOOKER
virgo: hey catch!!!!
libra: C A T CH
scorpio: bookre cathc
sagittarius: catch!
capricorn: bookeeerrrr catchhh
aquarius: booker look catch!!
pisces: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ELIZABETH STOP

(via thevigilantea)

<b> me in november:</b> ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on<p><b>me in september:</b> SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS<p>
Lone Wanderer: *breathes in the direction of unowned property*
Every NPC within 50 miles: yeS I CAN SEE YOU EYING THAT AND I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF STEALING IT
awwww-cute:

Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude
thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES
stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective
johannathemad:

aahaha i have no excuse
Reblog if you like my blog

(Source: slenderversesaremylife, via tzimiskes)

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